Sick, Sick, Sick

Ugh!  I am so sick.  I've got a fever and a cough, and all my bones ache.  And, of course, my head hurts.  Doesn't it always?  So my loving sister, Jamie, wrote me a poem to help me feel better.  Or at least I thought she did.  Turns out she just found it on the web somewhere.  But it was really so clever that it cheered me up, and I thought I'd share it. Yes, I imagine I'm committing some kind of plagiarism, but Jamie did it first!

You have the flu.
You're breathing glue.
And feeling kind of hot.
Your fever's high,
And though you try,
Your nose stays full of snot.

So drink some tea,
And think of me.
As far as I can tell,
You'll get no hug
Or see my mug
Until you're feeling well.